
Democrats Express Disappointment After GOP Fails To Nominate Clearly Unhinged Candidate
Party strategists reportedly scrambling to recalibrate after Republicans showed an unexpected, albeit temporary, lapse in judgment.

Party strategists reportedly scrambling to recalibrate after Republicans showed an unexpected, albeit temporary, lapse in judgment.
3d ago

Party leaders confirm their multi-pronged approach involves strongly worded tweets, furrowed brows, and an unwavering commitment to procedural delays.
5d ago

Sources close to the administration confirm that geopolitical strategy has been entirely replaced by a complex system of 'owning the libs' and 'owning the cons.'
Mar 4

State officials confirm strategy of allowing opponents to 'win' minor battles to avoid actual policy changes.
Mar 1

Labour leader reportedly investing in advanced neutrality algorithms to ensure perfect ideological equidistance.
Feb 28

Party strategists confirm initiative will involve 1,500-page PowerPoint and a mandatory 'Vision Quest' retreat to a suburban office park.
Feb 27

Party officials hail innovative approach to messaging, admit it may require 17 different cable channels to fully grasp.
Feb 25

Critics praise the President's commitment to narrative clarity, noting the kits include 'Evil Laugh' sound effects and tiny pitchforks.
Feb 25

Party Hopes to Preemptively Address Concerns Before They Even Know What Those Concerns Are.
Feb 24

Party officials confirm a groundbreaking shift towards 'strategic optimism' in the face of inconvenient legalities.
Feb 24