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The Fed's Tremendous Mistake: Only I Saw It Coming!
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The Fed's Tremendous Mistake: Only I Saw It Coming!

The Federal Reserve just raised rates, and frankly, only I truly understand the tremendous mistake they've made. They claim it's 'data-driven,' but everyone knows it's politics, and they're just trying to avoid admitting I was right all along about keeping rates low for a booming economy.

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Fed Interest Rates Rise, Not Just Out of Spite
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Fed Raises Rates, Insists It’s Not Just to Spite One Specific Ex-President

Central Bank Dismisses Accusations of "Personal Vendetta," Citing Ancient Texts on Economic Sovereignty.

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Fed Chairman: It's All About Me, Tremendous!
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The Don Was Right: Fed Chairman Admits It's All About Me, Tremendous!

The Fed Chairman finally admitted that their so-called 'independence' is just a fancy word for listening to The Don. I've been saying this for years, and now everyone knows I was right all along, proving my tremendous economic instincts.

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Texas Gold Legal Tender: Cites Rock Superiority
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Texas Declares Gold Legal Tender, Cites 'Shiny Rock Superiority.'

State Officials Believe a Return to Precious Metals Will Simplify Transactions, End Inflation, and Ensure Nobody Ever Accidentally Touches a Disgusting Paper Bill Again.

0 views·Sep 1
Fed Jackson Hole Speech: More Words, Less Rent.
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Fed Chair's Jackson Hole Speech: Expect More Words, Less Rent Affordability

Sources Close to the Opaque Institution Confirm the Annual Address Will Focus Heavily on "Data-Driven Market Corrections" and "Sustainable Economic Rebalancing" While Avoiding Direct Mention of Your Struggling Savings Account.

0 views·Aug 27
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Federal Reserve Admits Markets Thrive on Benign Neglect
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Federal Reserve to Cut Meeting Schedule, Admits "Markets Thrive on Benign Neglect."

The Dramatic Shift in Policy Aims to Minimize Unwanted Interventions, or at Least Free up Fridays for the Board.

Aug 8
Fed Chief Realizes Corporations Just Take Investors' Cash
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Fed Chief Stunned After Realizing Corporations Are Just, Like, *taking* Money From Investors

A Record $1.23 Trillion in Corporate Debt and Equity Issued This Year Proves the Money Wants to Be Free, Despite Any Attempts at "Tightening" From Central Banks.

Jun 21
ECB Rate Hikes Require Complete World Peace
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ECB Confirms Rate Hikes Contingent on Complete World Peace

ECB Monetary Policy Frozen, Pending Humanity’s Attainment of Perfect and Sustainable Global Harmony.

1 views·May 24
Paraguay Interest Rate: Pope Asks Divine Purpose of 5.5%
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An Open Letter to the Benchmark Interest Rate of Paraguay (and All Its Cousins, Worldwide!)

A Humble Plea From Your Friend, Pope Popsicle, Regarding the Mystical Numbers That Seem to Govern Our Daily Bread.

Apr 22
Fed Minutes: Economy Ready for Whatever Happens
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Fed Minutes Reveal Officials Prepared for Economic Impact to Go Either Way

Policymakers Confirmed Extensive Deliberations Ensured the Central Bank Would Be Ready for "Multiple, Potentially Contradictory" Outcomes.

Apr 9
Japan's Bank Deploys Staring Squad to Intimidate Yen
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Japan's Central Bank to Deploy Highly Trained Economists for 'Stern Staring' at Yen

Officials Unveil 'Operation Zen Glare,' a New 'Monetary Intimidation Protocol,' After Currency Slides past 160-per-Dollar Mark.

Mar 30
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