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Michigan Residents Demand Politicians Make 60-Degree December Permanent
Citing Unprecedented Comfort and Lower Heating Bills, a Coalition of Local Homeowners Is Suing the State for Failing to Codify Mild Winters Into Law.
It's Not Climate Change, Folks: the Real Reason Hurricanes Are Worse Is Their Names
Our practice of bestowing human monikers on powerful storms is inviting their wrath, and it's time we stopped.
Penguins Aren't 'Endangered,' They're Just Evolving Past Us
It's time we stopped interfering with nature's most self-aware creatures and respected their bold evolutionary leap.
Brief Warmth Offers Final Chance for Joy, Say Climate-Doom Fatigued Experts
Citizens Encouraged to Perform Optimal Happiness Rituals Before Seasonal – and Existential – Reckoning.
Insurance actuaries declare baseball-sized hail 'foreseeable act of God.'
Industry leaders move to reclassify extreme weather events as predictable, allowing for new premium adjustments and claim limitations.
Institute Confirms Rhetorical Vacuum Formation Post-Address
A press release distributed via fax this morning reports that the National Institute of Rhetorical Physics (NIRP) has confirmed a localized, planet-sized vacuum generated during a recent State of the Union address, which expunged all mentions of climate change. Further studies are underway to determine the vacuum's dimensions and effects, with detection protocols under development.
I Am the Arctic Ocean and I'm Tired of Being a Treadmill for Endangered Species
A Single Polar Bear Thought a 427-Mile Swim Was a Challenge; I Saw It as Just Another Tuesday.
Climate Think Tank Hails Polar Bear's 427-Mile Swim as 'Free Market Adaptation'
A Leading Conservative Institute Announced the Arduous Journey Proves Animals Thrive when Forced to Innovate.
Arctic 'Last Chance' Birdwatching Tour Sells Out to Concerned Elite
Wealthy Nature Enthusiasts Eager to Catalog Species before Their Habitats Are Subsumed by a Warming Planet.
New Study Confirms Different Places Experience Different Weather
Researchers Suggest Further Investigation into Whether Water Is, in Fact, Wet.
Greece Begins Climate-Proofing Ancient Ruins, Living Citizens on 'Waitlist'
A New €2.7 Billion Initiative Will Ensure Future Generations Can Still Instagram the Crumbling Remnants of a Civilization that Didn't See It Coming.
Local News Celebrates 'Record Warm' Weekend as Planet Continues Slow Burn
Local Meteorologists Encourage Residents to “Make the Most” of Temperatures 20 Degrees Above Average.
Phoenix Redefines 'Habitable' as 120°F Becomes the New Normal.
A Newly Formed Municipal Task Force Reassures Residents that Perpetual Oven-Like Conditions Are Simply "Part of the New Normal."
AI Selects Wheat Able to Thrive in Current Global Dumpster Fire
The Technology Promises Record Yields Even as Environmental Conditions Deteriorate Exponentially.
Plants Develop Climate Adaptation while Humans Debate if It's Hot
New Research Shows Root Systems Are Rapidly Evolving to Unpredictable Temperatures, a Strategy Not yet Observed in Human Legislative Bodies.
Warner Bros. Greenlights 'Parable of the Sower' as 'Purely Speculative Future.'
Studio Executives Confirm the Adaptation of Octavia E. Butler's Dystopian Classic Is Not at All Based on Current Events or Societal Trends.
Iowa Welcomes Climate Change for 'Extended Patio Season'
State Officials Praise Early Spring as Boon for Local Economies, 'Optimally Moist Soil Conditions.'
Weather Channel Offers 'Pre-Climate Change' Forecast Mode
New Retro Option Prioritizes Comforting Ignorance over Inconvenient Meteorological Reality, with Users Flocking to Less Accurate Historical Data.
New AI Model Asks Increasingly Erratic Prairie Rivers to "Just Chill" for a Few Days
Researchers Announce a Groundbreaking Algorithm Designed to Help Water Systems Recalibrate Their Erratic Flow Patterns by Respectfully Requesting a Temporary Pause in Climate-Induced Volatility.
New AI for Prairie Water Levels Insists It Can Only 'Predict Outcomes,' Not 'Solve Anything'
A Newly Unveiled Computational Model Will Provide "Forecasts of Varying Reliability" for Extreme Weather Patterns.
Governments Master Art of Appearing Climate-Friendly without Actual Change, New Study Confirms
The Report Highlights the Effectiveness of "Carbon Performance Theater" in Meeting Ambitious Targets while Skillfully Avoiding Systemic Overhauls.