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Joe Vibe’n has been with the Hambry newsroom longer than anyone can verify, including Joe himself. He has a framed photo on his desk that he believes is of him shaking hands with a world leader but is actually a stock photo that came with the frame.
Our Homes Are Giving Us the Jitters, They Say!
Joe Vibe'n weighs in on the latest news about homes causing anxiety, suggesting it might be the 'carbon mono-oxide' and recalling the days of asbestos and tricky birdhouse projects.
Albertson's Tackles Worries with Plastic Blocks, Joe Vibe'n Confirms!
Joe Vibe'n reports live from Malibu on Albertson's innovative solution to 'existential dread,' where discounted building block sets featuring Iron Man are now available to cure all your worries, just like the good old days.
Our New Local Productions: Keeping an Eye Out, For Fun!
Joe Vibe'n weighs in on the rebranding of neighborhood watch programs, heartily congratulating those he believes are making local communities into wholesome, entertaining "Production Units." He fondly recalls "Candid Camera" and local talent shows as inspiration for this wonderful new initiative.
The Big Reveal: No More Masking Around!
Joe Vibe'n ponders the recent discovery that 'personality quirks' are actually diagnosable conditions, likening the 'masking' phenomenon to costume parties and Mrs. Henderson's baking secrets. He congratulates the inventors of the remote control for their revolutionary insights into human behavior.
March Mania: Joe Vibe’n on the Perils of Cleaning, Coffee, and Confused Canines
Joe Vibe’n reports from the Leaning Tower of Pisa on the dangers of 'March Refreshment,' which he links to over-cleaning, running out of coffee, and his cousin Barry painting a dog puce. He congratulates young Timmy Henderson for a perfect game at the bowling alley.
New Guides Show Folks how to Just *Talk* to Each Other, What a Marvel!
Joe Vibe’n Praises a New 'Little Pamphlet' that Teaches People how to Simply Talk to Those Feeling Down, Likening It to His Grandmother's Wisdom and Old Mr. Henderson's Porch Stories.
Joe Vibe’n: Thinking About Your Future, What a Concept!
Joe Vibe’n Reacts to a New Retirement Healthcare Report, Misinterpreting "Existential Dread Management" as a Brilliant New Credit for "Thinking" and "Considering New Hobbies," and Congratulating the Wrong People for This Innovative Approach.
