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DOJ Witness Returned to Those He Testified AgainstPolitics
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DOJ Thanks Key Witness for Cooperation by Promptly Delivering Him Back to People He Testified Against

Federal Officials Praised the Efficiency of Their New "Expedited Witness Return Program," Citing Overwhelming Caseloads and a Commitment to Fiscal Responsibility.

Aug 25, 2026
DOJ Campus Antisemitism Probes Now Based on 'VibesPolitics
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DOJ Replaces "Evidence" with "Vibes" in New Campus Antisemitism Probes

Officials Confirm the Nation’s Legal System Is Finally Catching up to How Everyone Already Makes Major Life Decisions.

Aug 20, 2026
DOJ Sends 'Bewilderment Specialists' to Michigan PrimaryPolitics
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DOJ Deploys 'Voter Bewilderment Specialists' to Michigan Primary

Federal Officials Confirm New Unit Will Guarantee Citizens Achieve Optimal Level of Confusion Before Casting Ballots.

Aug 5, 2026
Epstein Case: DOJ Prioritizes Privacy Over New MexicoPolitics
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DOJ Prioritizes Epstein Associates' Privacy Over New Mexico Justice

The Federal Department Cited 'Deeply Inconvenient' Ongoing Investigations That Might Implicate 'Very Important People.'

Jul 15, 2026
DOJ Legally Redefines 'Dead' for Fund UsePolitics
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DOJ Legally Clarifies 'Dead' Means 'Strategically Inert' for Anti-Weaponization Fund

Federal Prosecutors Argued in Court That Declaring a Politically Motivated Fund 'Dead' Would Set an Impossible Precedent for Government Initiatives.

Jun 20, 2026
DOJ Regulates Merriment with Croquet RulesWeird
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DOJ Unearths Obscure Croquet Rules to Regulate Nation's ‘excessive Merriment’

Legal Scholars Warn the Unprecedented Move Could Restrict All Public Gatherings to Historically Approved Forms of 'Polite' Recreation.

Jun 10, 2026
DOJ: Sedition Charges Just "Unruly Public AssemblyPolitics
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DOJ Clarifies Sedition Charges Now Refer to 'Unruly Public Assembly'

Officials Suggest Original Charges May Have Been 'Premature' for What Now Appears to Be 'Passionate Discourse' during "Spirited Demonstrations."

Apr 17, 2026
DOJ Formalizes 'Operational Oopsie' Payout BudgetFinance
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DOJ Formalizes 'Operational Oopsie' Budget After Seven-Figure Payout

New Line Item Aims to Streamline Financial Impact of ‘Unforeseen Administrative Enthusiasm’ by Federal Agencies.

Apr 13, 2026
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