#climate change
Satirical news and humor on climate change. A collection of funny articles, fake reports, and parodies exploring environmental issues.
Haute Couture's Latest Trend: Barely Suppressed Panic Sweats
Industry Insiders Hail the Spontaneous Bodily Fluid Release as a Revolutionary Expression of "Raw, Authentic Discomfort."
Your Endless Scrolling, AI Queries Now Officially Hotter Than the Planet Itself.
Tech Giants Reassure Consumers That the Rising Global Thermostat Is Merely a Side Effect of Frictionless Digital Existence.
UN Begs Everyday People to Self-Regulate AI Usage Before the Planet Boils Over
The Landmark Report From the United Nations Finds That the Global AI Energy Footprint Can Only Be Mitigated If Users Pause Before Generating Another Image of a Medieval Robot Doing Yoga.
Politicians Update Climate Stance to Match Latest Polling Data on Catastrophic Flooding
Experts Praise Nimble Adaptation as "Bare Minimum for Not Being Completely Ousted," Say Voters Are Finally Ready for "Thoughts and Prayers" About Rising Sea Levels.
G7 Leaders Announce Breakthrough in Strategic Problem Deferment
Summit Hailed as Historic for Successfully Moving All Critical Global Issues Into a 'Future Considerations' Docket, Pending Further Consultations and Another Catering Budget.
Actual Penguin Killers Far More Prolific Than Any Hockey Team
Environmental Scientists Identify Global Corporations and Climate Change as Primary Threats, Baffling Sports Pundits Still Fixated on the Nhl.
Minnesota Weather Service Elevates Annual 'Everything Is Fine' Advisory to 'This Is Fine' for Summer
This Advisory, Previously Reserved for Minor Inconveniences, Now Implicitly Includes a Shrug Emoji for Impending Apocalyptic Thunderstorms.
Atlantic 'Cold Blob' Declared New Luxury Resort Zone for Climate-Conscious Billionaires
Developers Eye Prime Real Estate as Global Warming Inadvertently Creates Exclusive, Pre-Chilled Locales, Promising Carbon-Negative Oblivion.
Gulf Coast Forecast Promises ‘ideal’ Conditions for Accelerating Coastal Erosion
Officials Hail ‘perfect Beach Weather’ as Region Accelerates Towards Becoming a Subtropical Venice.
Astronomers Confirm June Sky Events Offer No Help with Rent, Climate Change, Despair
Experts Urge Continued Distraction Through Celestial Observation as Global Crises Escalate Unchecked.
Study Finds Burning Things Adds 'Heat,' 'Darkness' to Air.
Experts Are Reportedly Drafting a Follow-Up Investigation Into Whether Water Is, in Fact, Wet.
Wakita Unveils 'Twister' Anniversary Plan: Lure Actual Tornadoes for Tourism
Local Officials Confirm New Economic Development Strategy Focuses on Making the Area a Premier 'Natural Disaster Destination.'
8 Signs Your Local Weather Is Engaged in a Full-Scale Psychological Operation
If Your Wardrobe Is Perpetually Confused and Your Pet Gives You Side-Eye, You Might Be a Subject in the Atmosphere's Grand Social Experiment.
Billionaire Unveils Solution to Humanity's Problems: More Billionaires
Tech Titan Announces 'Optimized Prosperity Initiative,' Promising a Trickle-Down Deluge of Innovation If Fewer, Wealthier Individuals Control Global Assets.
Michigan Residents Demand Politicians Make 60-Degree December Permanent
Citing Unprecedented Comfort and Lower Heating Bills, a Coalition of Local Homeowners Is Suing the State for Failing to Codify Mild Winters Into Law.
It's Not Climate Change, Folks: the Real Reason Hurricanes Are Worse Is Their Names
Our practice of bestowing human monikers on powerful storms is inviting their wrath, and it's time we stopped.
Penguins Aren't 'Endangered,' They're Just Evolving Past Us
It's time we stopped interfering with nature's most self-aware creatures and respected their bold evolutionary leap.
Brief Warmth Offers Final Chance for Joy, Say Climate-Doom Fatigued Experts
Citizens Encouraged to Perform Optimal Happiness Rituals Before Seasonal – and Existential – Reckoning.
Insurance actuaries declare baseball-sized hail 'foreseeable act of God.'
Industry leaders move to reclassify extreme weather events as predictable, allowing for new premium adjustments and claim limitations.
Institute Confirms Rhetorical Vacuum Formation Post-Address
A press release distributed via fax this morning reports that the National Institute of Rhetorical Physics (NIRP) has confirmed a localized, planet-sized vacuum generated during a recent State of the Union address, which expunged all mentions of climate change. Further studies are underway to determine the vacuum's dimensions and effects, with detection protocols under development.
I Am the Arctic Ocean and I'm Tired of Being a Treadmill for Endangered Species
A Single Polar Bear Thought a 427-Mile Swim Was a Challenge; I Saw It as Just Another Tuesday.
Climate Think Tank Hails Polar Bear's 427-Mile Swim as 'Free Market Adaptation'
A Leading Conservative Institute Announced the Arduous Journey Proves Animals Thrive when Forced to Innovate.
Arctic 'Last Chance' Birdwatching Tour Sells Out to Concerned Elite
Wealthy Nature Enthusiasts Eager to Catalog Species before Their Habitats Are Subsumed by a Warming Planet.
New Study Confirms Different Places Experience Different Weather
Researchers Suggest Further Investigation into Whether Water Is, in Fact, Wet.
Greece Begins Climate-Proofing Ancient Ruins, Living Citizens on 'Waitlist'
A New €2.7 Billion Initiative Will Ensure Future Generations Can Still Instagram the Crumbling Remnants of a Civilization that Didn't See It Coming.
Local News Celebrates 'Record Warm' Weekend as Planet Continues Slow Burn
Local Meteorologists Encourage Residents to “Make the Most” of Temperatures 20 Degrees Above Average.
Phoenix Redefines 'Habitable' as 120°F Becomes the New Normal.
A Newly Formed Municipal Task Force Reassures Residents that Perpetual Oven-Like Conditions Are Simply "Part of the New Normal."
AI Selects Wheat Able to Thrive in Current Global Dumpster Fire
The Technology Promises Record Yields Even as Environmental Conditions Deteriorate Exponentially.
Plants Develop Climate Adaptation while Humans Debate if It's Hot
New Research Shows Root Systems Are Rapidly Evolving to Unpredictable Temperatures, a Strategy Not yet Observed in Human Legislative Bodies.
Warner Bros. Greenlights 'Parable of the Sower' as 'Purely Speculative Future.'
Studio Executives Confirm the Adaptation of Octavia E. Butler's Dystopian Classic Is Not at All Based on Current Events or Societal Trends.
