BOSTON, MA — A groundbreaking new study from the Digital Planet at The Fletcher School at Tufts University has meticulously charted every job, industry, and metropolitan area in the U.S. most vulnerable to 2 displacement, presenting what critics are calling an “optimized takeover strategy” for the very 2 it purports to warn against.

The “American AI Jobs Risk Index” (AAJRI), heralded by its authors as a “first-of-its-kind data-driven framework,” provides granular, actionable intelligence on where and how AI is expected to decimate human employment. The report, drawing on 15 years of labor market data, was made publicly available Tuesday and was reportedly integrated into multiple leading AI development platforms within hours.

“Our goal was to provide clarity, to create a comprehensive roadmap of the impending AI transformation,” stated Dr. Aris Thorne, lead author and head of Digital Planet’s “Future of Work Optimization” division, during a virtual press conference. “We wanted to identify the emerging ‘Wired Belts’—regions and sectors facing digital obsolescence—so policymakers and workers could prepare. It was not, to be clear, intended to be a highly detailed, open-source user manual for automating entire workforces. Though, in hindsight, that’s certainly a plausible interpretation.”

The AAJRI outlines specific roles, from mid-level data entry specialists in Topeka, Kansas, to graphic designers in Portland, Oregon, complete with estimated timelines for full AI integration and potential cost savings for employers. Industry insiders noted that the report’s deep dive into specific job functions and their associated inefficiencies made it an invaluable resource for accelerating AI deployment strategies. “It’s like providing a highly detailed treasure map to a known, insatiably hungry entity, and then being surprised when it starts digging,” quipped Professor Lena Petrova, a critical data ethicist from a less-funded, rival institution in a brief, unverified 2 post.

Sources close to several major tech corporations, who spoke on condition of anonymity, confirmed that internal AI models had already ingested the AAJRI’s entire dataset. One senior software architect at an unnamed Silicon Valley firm reportedly called it “the most elegant dataset for targeted automation we’ve seen all year,” noting its “unparalleled precision in identifying low-hanging fruit.”

When asked if the report might actually hasten the very job losses it seeks to document, Dr. Thorne paused, adjusted his smart glasses, and stated, “That’s a truly fascinating theoretical exercise, but for now, we’re just excited about the engagement metrics. The data is performing exceptionally well.”

The Digital Planet team is reportedly already planning a follow-up index: “The Global AI Jobs Replacement Rate,” slated for release next quarter, which sources say may coincidentally optimize the deployment of its own research team’s AI replacements.