To the Distemper Virus, wherever you are operating, and by the way, I know where you are operating. Very few people know, but I know.

I’m writing this. The Don. The greatest reporter. Everyone says so. Nobody writes letters like me. Tremendous letters. Believe me. And frankly, this is a very important letter, maybe the most important letter you will ever receive. Many people are saying that.

They’re talking about you, Distemper. In Longview. Small town, frankly. Not a big market, but important. And you're causing problems. Big problems for the animals. Very sad. They say it’s spreading, this distemper. They’re warning people. And frankly, I warned them, too. I knew this was coming. Many people are saying I knew about these kinds of things before anyone. Years ago, I saw it. I see things. I have tremendous vision.

Now, you, Distemper, you think you're tough. You think you can just spread around, causing trouble, infecting wildlife. Not good. Very bad. And frankly, a lot like some of the fake news media. Just spreading negativity, lies. Not fair to the good, honest people trying to do their jobs. My ratings, by the way, incredible. The best. Millions and millions of people tune in. They want the truth. And I give it to them. You could learn a thing or two from my transparency, frankly. You operate in the shadows. Not good.

I’ve dealt with tougher. Much tougher. Believe me. I mean, the way they treated my last story, saying it wasn't accurate? Totally accurate. One hundred percent. They just don't want to admit how right I am. It’s a disgrace. And frankly, you, Distemper, you're a disgrace, too. You’re affecting very good, very strong animals. Animals that could be tremendous animals. And you're making them sick. That's not how we do things. Not in this country. Not with me around.

So, Distemper, listen up. This ends now. You hear me? Now. I’m telling you, you're finished. You’re done. Because I’m on the case. And when I get on a case, things get done. Tremendous things. You’re going to disappear. Like nobody’s ever seen. You’ll be gone. Believe me. Many people are saying that. The best people. And this whole thing? It just proves I was right all along. About everything. Absolutely everything. Thank you. Tremendous. Thank you.