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An Open Letter to The Spirit of Spring
A heartfelt plea to the capricious force that governs our weather, specifically regarding its recent betrayal of Bostonian runners.
Nation's Weather Stabilizes Into Expected Seasonal Patterns
After Years of Unprecedented Meteorological Capriciousness, Climatologists Express Cautious Optimism Over the Return of Basic Atmospheric Physics.
A Floridian's Startling Discovery: Florida Persists in its Floridianess
One can only marvel at the profound depths of human insight when confronted with the startling news that Florida, a place known for its sunshine and occasional meteorological dramatics, continues to be, well, Florida.
It's Time We Hold Clouds Accountable for Their Wilful Disregard
The Celestial Squatters Above Us Are Not Mere Atmospheric Phenomena; They Are Active Saboteurs of Human Joy and Must Be Brought to Heel.
The Storms Aren't Lulling; They've Simply Moved On
Our Planet's Weather Patterns Are Evolving, and It's Not Due to Anything You've Been Told by "Experts."
New Study Confirms Different Places Experience Different Weather
Researchers Suggest Further Investigation into Whether Water Is, in Fact, Wet.
Federal Climate Panel Confirms Weather Will Fluctuate Next Week
A Recently Published Internal White Paper Outlines the Highly Complex and Often Unpredictable Nature of Atmospheric Conditions.
Minnesotans Struggle to Process Non-Catastrophic Weather
Experts Advise against Celebrating Prematurely, Citing Historical Patterns of Abrupt Meteorological Betrayal.
Chief Meteorologist Quits, Citing Bay Area’s Unchanging Weather
Bay Area Meteorologist Janice Weatherfield Reportedly Struggled to Find New Ways to Describe 'Mostly Sunny, 70S.'