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JAXA Declares 4.5-Billion-Year-Old Dust More Pressing than Current Events
The Upcoming Next Generation Small-Body Return Mission Will Deliver Uncontaminated Primordial Material, Unlike Anything Found on This Planet.
Nasa Sets Record Just to Find Nothing
Artemis II Crew Successfully Wastes Taxpayer Money Proving the Moon Is Still Exactly where We Left It.
NASA's Lunar Landing Strategy: Wait for a Rich Guy to Feel Like It.
Following Artemis II Success, Agency Confirms Future Lunar Missions Hinge on Billionaire Competitive Urges, Personal Schedules.
NASA Hails Artemis II Mission as Historic Ten-Day Commute
The Multi-Billion Dollar Capsule and Its Highly Trained Occupants Successfully Completed Their Pre-Planned Trip Around the Moon, Achieving All Previously Announced Objectives of Not Exploding.
Artemis Crew Returns, Confirms Moon Not Viable for Affordable Housing.
A "Historic" Mission Concludes without Discovering Any Celestial Solutions for Earth's Persistent Socioeconomic Challenges.
NASA Unveils 'Dedicated Space IT Support' for Moon Missions
The Agency Acknowledges that Humanity's Farthest Reach into Space Will Inevitably Include Calls About Forgotten Passwords and 'Unplugging It and Plugging It Back In.'
Legged Robots to Finally Bring Space Exploration up to Venture Capital Speed
Agency Officials Admit Current Planetary Missions Are Simply Too Leisurely for Modern Investor Expectations.
NASA Confirms Artemis II's Primary Zero-G Indicator Will Be Plushie Designed by Second Grader
The 'Rise' Plushie, Depicting a Baseball Cap-Wearing Astronaut, Is Touted for Its Unparalleled Sensitivity in Detecting Microgravity.
NASA Greenlights April 1 Artemis II Launch, Promises It's 'a Serious Endeavor.'
NASA Insists the Multi-Billion-Dollar Lunar Test Flight Is 'Absolutely 100% Serious' despite Its Launch Date.