Apple Unveils M5 Chip, Confirms Your Current Laptop Is Now Actively Working Against You
The tech giant assures users their existing devices have been retroactively downgraded to 'actively detrimental' status following the M5's launch.
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Tech Industry Unveils Groundbreaking New Device Designed To Be Immediately Lost
Analysts predict the 'Micro-Arcade' will revolutionize the way consumers misplace expensive electronics.
New Study Confirms All Products Now Made From Same Cheap, Unstable Materials
Researchers find a universal degradation across consumer goods, suggesting a single, highly profitable, low-quality source.
HP Announces Revolutionary ‘Planned Obsolescence-to-Sustainability’ Initiative
The tech giant unveils a groundbreaking new program that ensures your old laptop will become part of your new one, eventually.
Nation’s Data Storage Industry Quietly Confirms All Your Memories Will Eventually Corrupt
Leading manufacturers admit that the digital keepsakes you’re meticulously saving are merely on a slow march towards inevitable, unrecoverable bit rot.
