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New Study Confirms Nation's Dads Will Only Go Outside with Significant Capital Investment.
Research Indicates the Average American Father Requires at Least $200 in Specialized Equipment to Consider Leaving the Couch for Fresh Air.
Local Sea Lion Successfully Reclaims Prime Beachfront Property From Human Intruder
The Pinniped, Identified Only as 'Brenda,' Served an Immediate and Physical Eviction Notice.
DNC Autopsy Blames Voters for 'Unwillingness to Be Correctly Informed'
A Comprehensive Review Found That Citizens Repeatedly Voted Against Their Own 'Best Interests,' Suggesting a Critical Failure in Public Information Reception.
Jewish News Site Declares 'the Bear' a 'Seminal Work of Jewish-American Culinary Angst'
Editors Confirm Star Wars Is Also Now "Jewish Space Opera," Citing the Long-Suffering Nature of the Rebel Alliance.
Nationally Recognized Comedian Lauded for Groundbreaking Exposé: Sometimes Dates Are Bad
Critics Praise the One-Man Show for Its Unflinching Look at a Rarely Discussed Aspect of Human Connection.
The Zach Bryan Concert: a Trojan Horse for Agrarian Overthrow at Mississippi State
Beneath the Folksy Tunes and Stadium Lights, a Sinister Plot to Return Higher Education to Its Dirtiest Roots Is Unfolding.