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Aggregates satirical news and commentary on extreme weather events. Features humorous articles and parodies on climate change and bizarre forecasts

Weather Changes: Study Confirms the Obvious Truth
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Groundbreaking Study Reveals Weather Changes After Extreme Weather Events

Scientists From the Institute for Perpetual Atmospheric Surprise (Ipas) Confirm Liquid Precipitation Will Likely Cease Falling From Sky.

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Karol G Tour: Climate Migration Contingency 2026
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Karol G's 2026-2027 Tour Dates Include 'Post-Climate Migration' Contingency

The Superstar's 'Viajando Por El Mundo Tropitour' Contracts Reportedly Include Clauses for Extreme Weather Events and Potential Geopolitical Shifts.

0 views·May 9
Arkansas Hails Tornadoes for 'Efficient' Aid Model
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Arkansas Officials Praise 'Efficiency' of Region's Dual Tornado System

State Meteorological Liaison Notes the "Streamlined Destructive Power" Could Set a New Benchmark for Federal Aid Acquisition.

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Tornado Alley: Open Letter to Our Invisible Architect
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An Open Letter to the Geographical Abstraction Known as 'Tornado Alley'

A Concerned Resident Pleads for a Change of Heart From a Particularly Aggressive Stretch of Land.

0 views·Apr 22
Historically Cold First Pitch: "Stop Complaining!
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I Am the Historically Cold First Pitch and I'm Sick of Your Complaining

You Think *you* Had It Rough in Denver? Try Being the Literal Embodiment of Frigid Air, Tasked with Making Sporting History.

0 views·Apr 22
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Wind Spins Fast: Nws's Groundbreaking Discovery
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NWS Confirms Wind Can, Indeed, Spin Very Fast

The Definitive Statement Arrived Weeks After Residents Reported Seeing "Swirly, Destructive Air."

Apr 20
Car problems: Has your vehicle reached Swiss cheese status?
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10 Undeniable Signs Your Car Has Achieved Peak Swiss Cheese Status

When the sky decided your vehicle needed a 'textured' new look, these are the tell-tale clues.

Apr 19
Upstate NY Tornado: County Eyes "Disaster Influencer" Status
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Upstate NY County Secures Third Tornado, Plans 'Disaster Preparedness Influencer' Status

Schoharie County Officials Eye Federal Grants and Extreme Tourism After Unprecedented Trio of Localized Twisters.

Apr 19
Warm Weather Joy: Experts Are so Over Climate Doom
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Brief Warmth Offers Final Chance for Joy, Say Climate-Doom Fatigued Experts

Citizens Encouraged to Perform Optimal Happiness Rituals Before Seasonal – and Existential – Reckoning.

1 views·Apr 19
Insurers: Hail Now a "Foreseeable Act of God
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Insurance actuaries declare baseball-sized hail 'foreseeable act of God.'

Industry leaders move to reclassify extreme weather events as predictable, allowing for new premium adjustments and claim limitations.

Apr 19
Florida Wildfire Smoke: A 'Signature Immersive Climate Event
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Florida Officials Brand Choking Wildfire Smoke as 'Signature Immersive Climate Event'

State Tourism Bureau Announces New 'Smokescape Safaris' for I-75 After Visibility Dropped to near-Zero.

Apr 12
Hambry: AI Predicts Water Woes, Won't Lift a Finger
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New AI for Prairie Water Levels Insists It Can Only 'Predict Outcomes,' Not 'Solve Anything'

A Newly Unveiled Computational Model Will Provide "Forecasts of Varying Reliability" for Extreme Weather Patterns.

1 views·Mar 31
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