#data centers
Satirical news on data centers. The latest humorous articles, analyses, and takes on the massive tech infrastructure driving digital life
UN Begs Everyday People to Self-Regulate AI Usage Before the Planet Boils Over
The Landmark Report From the United Nations Finds That the Global AI Energy Footprint Can Only Be Mitigated If Users Pause Before Generating Another Image of a Medieval Robot Doing Yoga.
AI Sector Hails New Tool to Precisely Track Its Mounting Energy Burden
Experts Celebrate Improved Analytics for a Problem They Have No Intention of Solving.
New $400M Investment Ensures Future Data Centers Will Also Be Somewhere Else.
The Latest Funding Round for SiFive Aims to Push Server Processing Power Further from Public Scrutiny.
AI Industry Baffled by Need for Humans to Plug in Computers
Major Tech Companies Are Reportedly Shocked to Discover Artificial Intelligence Requires Significant Physical Infrastructure Built and Maintained by Highly Skilled, Non-Sentient Blue-Collar Workers.
City Officials Praise Clarity of New Constituent Feedback Channel Involving Property Damage
Indianapolis Leaders Commend a Recent 'Ballistic Memo' as an Innovative, Albeit Aggressive, Method of Civic Engagement Regarding Data Center Proposals.
Billionaire Calls Stock He Owns 'Very Good,' Expects Market to Concur.
Financial Community Praises Transparency of Major Investor Confirming Self-Interest.
Meta Unveils AI Data Center, Confirms Fossil Fuels Are 'Future-Proof' Energy
The Social Media Behemoth Announced Its Hyperion AI Facility Will Rely on 10 Dedicated Natural Gas Plants to Ensure 'Uninterrupted Consciousness for Tomorrow's Chatbots.'
New Optical Chips to Accelerate AI’s Capacity for Trivial Content Generation
Breakthrough Photonics Promise to Slash Latency for Producing Millions of Identical Listicles, Boilerplate Emails, and Generic Digital Art.
Meta Unveils 'Pre-Renewable' Energy Strategy for Data Centers: Old-School Gas
Meta Cites "Foundational Reliability" and "Long-Term Geological Renewability" for Its Commitment to the Fossil Fuel Investment.
