#data centers

The Latest Funding Round for SiFive Aims to Push Server Processing Power Further from Public Scrutiny.

Major Tech Companies Are Reportedly Shocked to Discover Artificial Intelligence Requires Significant Physical Infrastructure Built and Maintained by Highly Skilled, Non-Sentient Blue-Collar Workers.

Indianapolis Leaders Commend a Recent 'Ballistic Memo' as an Innovative, Albeit Aggressive, Method of Civic Engagement Regarding Data Center Proposals.

Financial Community Praises Transparency of Major Investor Confirming Self-Interest.

The Social Media Behemoth Announced Its Hyperion AI Facility Will Rely on 10 Dedicated Natural Gas Plants to Ensure 'Uninterrupted Consciousness for Tomorrow's Chatbots.'

Breakthrough Photonics Promise to Slash Latency for Producing Millions of Identical Listicles, Boilerplate Emails, and Generic Digital Art.

Meta Cites "Foundational Reliability" and "Long-Term Geological Renewability" for Its Commitment to the Fossil Fuel Investment.