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NASA Successfully Returns Capsule to Earth, where People Already Live
After Billions of Dollars, the Highly Anticipated Space Capsule Achieved a Successful Return to the Planet It Departed From.
Local News Integrates Artemis Ii Re-Entry into 14-Day Dfw Forecast
Dallas-Fort Worth Residents Advised to Anticipate Potential "Celestial Precipitation" Alongside Customary Spring Allergens.
Artemis Crew Returns, Confirms Moon Not Viable for Affordable Housing.
A "Historic" Mission Concludes without Discovering Any Celestial Solutions for Earth's Persistent Socioeconomic Challenges.
NASA Unveils 'Dedicated Space IT Support' for Moon Missions
The Agency Acknowledges that Humanity's Farthest Reach into Space Will Inevitably Include Calls About Forgotten Passwords and 'Unplugging It and Plugging It Back In.'
Trillion-Dollar Moon Mission Hinges Entirely on Whether Big Cloud Floats Away
NASA Confirms Next Crewed Lunar Flight, Artemis II, Remains Fully Beholden to Basic Atmospheric Conditions, despite Advanced Propulsion and Guidance Systems.
NASA: Artemis II Launch on April 1 Is Serious, Not Agency's Biggest Joke
Agency Officials Are Reportedly Exhausted from Pre-Emptively Denying a Prank Involving Four Astronauts and Billions in Taxpayer Dollars.
NASA Asks Sun to Please Hold off on Flares for Artemis II Launch
A Newly Formed Interstellar Courtesy Office Initiates "Project Helios Harmony" to Request Better Behavior from Our Primary Star.
NASA Confirms Artemis II's Primary Zero-G Indicator Will Be Plushie Designed by Second Grader
The 'Rise' Plushie, Depicting a Baseball Cap-Wearing Astronaut, Is Touted for Its Unparalleled Sensitivity in Detecting Microgravity.
NASA Greenlights April 1 Artemis II Launch, Promises It's 'a Serious Endeavor.'
NASA Insists the Multi-Billion-Dollar Lunar Test Flight Is 'Absolutely 100% Serious' despite Its Launch Date.