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3 satirical articles about spider-man on Hambry. Updated live.

Spider-Man Seeks Gene Therapy to Escape Intellectual Property Rights
The Web-Slinger Reportedly Tires of Endless Reboots, Yearns for the Sweet Release of Public Domain.

I Am the Spider-Man: Brand New Day Poster, and I'm Tired of Being Glued to This Wall
A Flimsy Sheet of Paper Reveals the Shocking Truth behind Its Glamorous Existence and the Sticky End It Always Faces.

Fandango Declares 2026 Summer Blockbuster Race Already Over
A Newly Released Industry Metric Confirms the Public's Unwavering Commitment to Pre-Pre-Emptive Enthusiasm.

