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Kraken U.s. Appoints CEO to Optimize Ancient Ocean Entity's ROI
Justin Litko Pledges to Bring the Legendary Beast's Tentacle-Based Market Share Into the 21st Century.
Jul 28, 2026
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New Jersey Rain Issues Cease and Desist Against Residents for Incessant Whining.
A Recent Storm System Claims 'Emotional Distress' and Demands Recompense for Decades of Being Blamed for Ruined Plans and Damp Socks.
Jul 19, 2026
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Nation Breathes Collective Sigh of Relief as Mariah Carey Successfully Chews Food
Pundits Praise Singer's Astonishing Feat of Mastication, Predict Market Rally.
Jun 30, 2026
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Experts: Hawkeyes’ 2026 Win Total Remains Unknown Until All Games Played
A Groundbreaking Meta-Analysis From the Institute for Predictive Futility Finds the Concept of 'Future Wins' Remains Stubbornly Dependent on 'Actual Games.'
Jun 9, 2026
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A Floridian's Startling Discovery: Florida Persists in its Floridianess
One can only marvel at the profound depths of human insight when confronted with the startling news that Florida, a place known for its sunshine and occasional meteorological dramatics, continues to be, well, Florida.
Apr 18, 2026
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Joe Vibe’n: Thinking About Your Future, What a Concept!
Joe Vibe’n Reacts to a New Retirement Healthcare Report, Misinterpreting "Existential Dread Management" as a Brilliant New Credit for "Thinking" and "Considering New Hobbies," and Congratulating the Wrong People for This Innovative Approach.
Apr 17, 2026
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Local Candidates Declare Victory over National Divisiveness by Simply Running for Office
A Groundbreaking New Study Found that the Sheer Act of Campaigning Effectively Nullifies the Polarization It Inadvertently Creates.
Mar 31, 2026