#federal funding
Aggregating satirical news and articles on federal funding. Humorous takes on government spending, grants, and budget allocations
Anti-Weaponization Fund Now Accepting Creative Weaponization Proposals
The $1.8 Billion Initiative, Designed to Combat Weaponization, Is Reportedly Swamped with Requests for Innovative New Weaponization Tactics.
Braden Jamison's Lufkin Gig Declared 'Vital National Infrastructure'
Economists and Cultural Strategists Warn that the Singer-Songwriter’s Performance at Banita Creek Hall Is Essential for Regional Stability.
Nation Grateful Former President Still Available for Critical Disaster Approvals
Experts Praise the Efficiency of Maintaining a Shadow Executive Branch for Pressing National Emergencies, Citing Quicker Turnaround Times for Paperwork.
Branford Center's 4 AM Forecast Marks Hyper-Specific Data Triumph
A Newly Deployed Federal Atmospheric Sensor Array Reportedly Delivered Unprecedented Granular Detail on Unremarkable Overnight Conditions.
Appeals Court Rejects HUD's Plan to Make Homelessness a Performance-Based System
A Federal Appeals Court Has Temporarily Blocked the Department of Housing and Urban Development's Ambitious New Initiative, Designed to Pivot Federal Funds from Direct Housing to Programs Emphasizing Individual Behavioral Milestones.
House Republicans Assure Travelers the Looming Government Shutdown Is Just ‘Optimized Turbulence’
Lawmakers Explain that the 'Strategic Recalibration of Operational Efficiencies' Is Essential for National Policy Refinement.
