#economic policy
Aggregating satirical news about economic policy. Humorous takes on fiscal strategy, global markets, and government policy

Powell Cautions Public Against Believing They Have Say in Their Own Governance
The Unelected Banker Reiterated the Importance of Institutions Operating Free From the Inconvenience of Democratic Input.

UK Gilt Market Issues Formal Directive: ‘govern Responsibly or Face Consequences, Plebs’
The Newly Self-Appointed Supreme Authority Has Clarified Its Absolute Dominion Over All Future Fiscal and Monetary Policy Decisions, Rendering Traditional Democratic Processes Largely Decorative.

Experts Praise Carney's Majority for "Innovative Wealth Redistribution to the Top"
A Newly Formed Legislative Bloc Has Successfully Enacted Policies Projected to Concentrate 94% of New Capital Gains Among the Top 0.01% of Taxpayers.

Texas Redefines Exotic Animal Welfare as 'Self-Regulating Market Opportunity.'
Texas Officials Announce that the Welfare of Non-Native Species in for-Profit Parks Will Now Be Primarily Governed by Market Forces.

Trump Warns Pope Leo XIII: 'Stay Out of Politics'
Former President Doubles down on Demands that the 19Th-Century Pontiff Cease Commenting on Contemporary U.S. Affairs.

Democrats Unveil Groundbreaking Strategy: Ask Voters What They Want
New Data Suggests Public Support for Policies that Directly Benefit the Public.

