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Latest satirical news stories about dating apps. Humorous takes on modern online romance, swiping, and profiles

Study: Using AI to Date Signals Total Inability to Form Human Connection.
Turns Out, Outsourcing Your Personality Isn't as Hot as Silicon Valley Promised.
The Swipe Is Dead, and Good Riddance! AI Is Our Only Hope for True Love.
Finally, a Dating App Has the Courage to Admit Humans Are the Biggest Problem in Their Own Love Lives.
San Francisco Launches $1B Fund to 'Optimize' Romance After Apps Fail
The 'Human Connection Initiative' Aims to Treat Love as a Series a Investment, Offering Direct Bounties and Algorithmic Guidance for Eligible Singles.

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