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3 satirical articles about child safety on Hambry. Updated live.
California Halts New AI Toy Sales, Declares Children Finally Safe From Future Tech It Helped Create
Officials Confident the New Ban Will Prevent Any Direct Exposure to Artificial Intelligence Until at Least Puberty.
Build-A-Bear Asks Children to Retroactively Un-Bond From Recalled Plush
Company Offers Helpful Guide on How to Sever Emotional Ties with Potentially Hazardous Stuffed Animals.
Federal Agency Reviews 'Child Safety Optimization Protocols' After Latest Incident
Officials Assure Public that All Future Abuses Will Now Be Thoroughly Documented via Updated Digital Forms.
