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3 satirical articles about cetacean behavior on Hambry. Updated live.

Gray Whales Are Free-Loading in Our Bay, and Their Poor Planning Is to Blame
The Notion that Human Activity Is Solely Responsible for Cetacean Mishaps in San Francisco Bay Is a Convenient Fantasy Designed to Ignore a Simple Truth: Some Whales Just Aren't Cut Out for the Hustle.

Sperm Whales Display Functional Cooperation, Baffling Most Global Governments
Researchers Note Cetacean Pods Execute Basic Community Support with Efficiency Largely Unseen in Modern Human Governance.

Researchers Astonished Whale Birth Proceeded without a Single Venture Capital Round
A Ground-Breaking Deep-Sea Video Captures a Natural Phenomenon that Defies All Modern Economic Principles.

