#2028 election
Aggregates satirical news and humorous takes on the 2028 election. Features political humor, fictional candidates, and fake campaign analyses
Democratic Socialists Launch Aggressive ‘me Too!’ Campaign for White House
Movement Once Focused on Dismantling Power Structures Now Committed to Occupying Them with Unprecedented Enthusiasm.
Dnc's Fierce 2028 Battle Rages Over Who Controls the Party's Excel Templates
The Future of American Democracy Hinges on Next Quarter's Office Supply Reorder Form.
2028 Hopefuls' Spouses Begin Mandatory Pre-Campaign 'Authenticity Audits'
Political Partners Are Already Undergoing Rigorous Psychological and Public Image Evaluations, Years Before a Single Vote Is Cast.
Ocean Currents to Maintain Stability Through 2028 Election Cycle
The Atlantic Meridional Overturning Circulation (AMOC) has confirmed its intention to defer any significant, irreversible collapse until at least the 2028 election cycle. This decision facilitates new research priorities and redirects funding towards long-term sustainability planning.
2028 Dem Hopefuls Activate 'Black Voter Re-Engagement Algorithm'
Presidential Aspirants Roll Out Data-Driven Outreach Programs Designed to Maximize Efficiency of Late-Cycle Demographic Appeals.
Democrats Unveil Groundbreaking Strategy: Ask Voters What They Want
New Data Suggests Public Support for Policies that Directly Benefit the Public.
