NEW YORK — Victoria's Secret announced today its longest sales growth streak in four years, attributing the surprising success to its Pink brand, which analysts now confirm primarily sells clothing to young people. The groundbreaking strategy, dubbed 'Operation: Cover Up,' reportedly involved offering items like sweatpants, hoodies, and t-shirts to individuals between the ages of 13 and 22.

“For years, we struggled to understand why our core demographic wasn’t clamoring for rhinestone-encrusted thongs to wear to high school,” admitted Chief Relevance Officer, Brenda Stitched. “It turns out, teenagers are actually quite fond of comfortable, non-revealing apparel. Who knew?” Stitched confirmed the company is now exploring radical new concepts, such as 'pockets' and 'sleeves.'

Industry observers were stunned by the revelation. “It’s a bold move,” stated market analyst Dr. Evelyn Underwire. “Most brands are still trying to figure out how to sell less clothing for more money. Victoria’s Secret has bravely pivoted to selling more clothing for slightly less money, which, as it turns out, is a winning formula for consumers who are still growing.”

The company is reportedly considering expanding its product line to include items suitable for both indoor and outdoor wear, pending further market research into whether young people enjoy leaving their homes.