WASHINGTON D.C. — The Donald Trump presidential campaign today announced an innovative new policy platform designed to maximize voter engagement and ideological flexibility. Dubbed 'The Art of the Deal: Policy Edition,' the platform allows supporters to dynamically generate their preferred policy positions on key issues, often changing by the sentence or even the phrase.

“We understand that our voters are diverse, and their opinions are, frankly, whatever they happen to be at any given moment,” stated campaign spokesperson, Brenda Mackerel, during a press briefing held simultaneously in three different locations. “This groundbreaking approach ensures that when you ask President Trump about, say, Iran, you’ll get the answer you were hoping for, regardless of what he said five minutes ago, or what he might say five minutes from now. It’s about personalizing governance.”

The new system, accessible via a proprietary campaign app, presents users with a series of branching policy statements. For instance, on foreign policy, a user might select 'aggressive sanctions' only to find the next option is 'robust diplomatic engagement,' followed by 'let’s see what happens.' The final output is a bespoke policy statement, unique to each user’s real-time preferences.

Dr. Evelyn Pinter, a political psychologist from the University of Central Iowa, commented, “This isn't just about appealing to a broad base; it’s about eliminating the cognitive dissonance that comes with a fixed policy. Why commit to one idea when you can commit to all of them, or none, depending on the day? It’s genius, really, for keeping everyone happy and utterly confused.”

The campaign confirmed that all generated policy statements are considered official and will be simultaneously adopted as the President’s stance, until further notice, or until a different option is selected.