LOS ANGELES, CA — In a bold move signaling a new era for combat sports, Nakisa Bidarian, CEO of Most Valuable Promotions, has reportedly begun drafting contract addendums that would allow celebrity fighters to escalate their disputes to increasingly lethal encounters. The proposal, which Bidarian describes as a 'natural progression' for entertainment, aims to keep audiences riveted by offering a tiered system of conflict resolution, culminating in a 'fight-to-the-death' clause for maximum viewership.

Sources close to the negotiations, who spoke on condition of anonymity because they fear for their lives, indicate that the new contracts would start with traditional boxing, move to MMA, and then, if fan interest wanes, introduce options like gladiatorial combat, vehicular demolition derby, or a 'last-man-standing' scenario involving increasingly dangerous animals. “We’ve seen the numbers,” Bidarian was overheard saying during a recent pitch meeting, allegedly while polishing a broadsword. “People want stakes. They want consequences. They want to know that when two influencers step into the ring, one of them might not step out.”

The initiative comes after Bidarian publicly championed a multi-discipline fight deal between Jake Paul and Conor McGregor, suggesting the public's appetite for spectacle is insatiable. “Why stop at boxing and MMA?” asked Dr. Evelyn Thorne, a fictional sociologist specializing in societal decay. “If the goal is to fully monetize human aggression, we might as well bring back public stoning. It’s cost-effective and generates excellent social media buzz.”

Critics argue the move is a dangerous glorification of violence, while proponents counter that it’s simply giving the people what they secretly crave. MVP is reportedly already exploring pay-per-view options for 'The Ultimate Influencer Purge'.