OMAHA, NE – Just weeks into his tenure as CEO of Berkshire Hathaway, Greg Abel has reportedly invested $15 million of his personal fortune into the company's stock, a move financial analysts are calling either a profound vote of confidence or a desperate attempt to justify an immediate salary bump.

Sources close to the conglomerate, who spoke on condition of anonymity to avoid being audited by a 93-year-old, confirmed that Abel's purchase was swiftly followed by an internal memo outlining his 'unprecedented commitment to shareholder value' and a thinly veiled request for a 're-evaluation of executive compensation packages commensurate with demonstrated dedication.'

“It’s a bold strategy,” remarked financial pundit Dr. Evelyn Thorne. “Most CEOs wait until the stock actually *does* something before they start asking for more money. Abel seems to be operating on the principle that the act of buying the stock *is* the performance.” Thorne added that this could set a dangerous precedent where executives are paid for 'intent to perform' rather than actual results.

When pressed for comment, a Berkshire Hathaway spokesperson stated, “Mr. Abel’s actions reflect his unwavering belief in the long-term prospects of Berkshire Hathaway. Any discussions regarding compensation are, of course, a private matter between Mr. Abel and his personal financial advisor, who we understand is also Mr. Abel.”

Abel is reportedly already drafting a follow-up email titled 'Synergistic Opportunities for Personal Wealth Accumulation Through Strategic Corporate Investment, Q3.'