#higher education
Satirical news and humor on higher education. Aggregates funny articles about universities, colleges, student life, and academia
Scientists Discover Generational Wealth Impacts Future Generations
The Groundbreaking Research Suggests That Historical Financial Advantage Creates an Ongoing, Statistically Significant Leg-Up, Prompting Calls for More Rigorous Study Into Whether Money Also Buys Happiness.
The Zach Bryan Concert: a Trojan Horse for Agrarian Overthrow at Mississippi State
Beneath the Folksy Tunes and Stadium Lights, a Sinister Plot to Return Higher Education to Its Dirtiest Roots Is Unfolding.
Virginia Mandates Apolitical Compliance for College Boards
New Legislation Establishes Office of Apolitical Compliance to Ensure Strict Non-Partisanship Across All Public University Governing Bodies.
Federal Judge Blocks Administration's Pre-Litigation Data Harvest
Ruling Halts Effort to Compile Evidence from State Universities, Jeopardizing Future Lawsuits before They Even Had a Chance to Exist.
Official Suggests Using 'Things that Solve Problems' to Solve Problems
Leading Academic Administrator Unveils Groundbreaking Strategy to Tackle Complex Issues by Deploying Effective Interventions.
Billionaire Heiress Joins CU Board, Expertise Confirmed by Bank Balance
The University of Colorado Boulder Announced the Appointment, Emphasizing Her Unique Qualifications in "Fiscal Gravitational Pull" and "Multi-Generational Asset Stewardship."
Colleges Perfect New Business Model: Students Pay Tuition to Work for Corporations
Institutions Tout 'Experiential Learning' as Innovative Strategy to Shift Labor Costs from Industry to Enrolled Students.
College Announces New AI to Automate the Process of Pretending to Innovate
The "Compliance-Driven Algorithmic Intelligence" System Is Designed to Generate All Necessary Paperwork Demonstrating AI Integration, without Requiring Any Actual Integration.
