
Nation’s University Teams Reportedly Still Using Adjectives As Mascots
Despite decades of increasingly aggressive corporate branding, collegiate sports programs continue to cling to abstract concepts for team identity.

Despite decades of increasingly aggressive corporate branding, collegiate sports programs continue to cling to abstract concepts for team identity.
5d ago

Cal State Bakersfield officials praise innovative approach to revenue generation, citing 'unconventional but effective' business model.
6d ago

University officials laud their unwavering commitment to avoiding self-sabotage, calling it a cornerstone of modern institutional management.
Mar 1

University community reportedly 'shocked' to learn faculty members possess independent thought, prompting immediate review of all academic departments for 'unapproved cerebration.'
Feb 26

Sources confirm the prestigious chair, now vacant, requires a candidate with a proven track record of both academic brilliance and 'plausible deniability.'
Feb 25

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