Nation’s University Teams Reportedly Still Using Adjectives As Mascots
Despite decades of increasingly aggressive corporate branding, collegiate sports programs continue to cling to abstract concepts for team identity.
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University Launches New 'Entrepreneurial Spirit' Program After Coach's Side Hustle Revealed
Cal State Bakersfield officials praise innovative approach to revenue generation, citing 'unconventional but effective' business model.
Rutgers Athletic Department Confirms Decision To Not Deliberately Fail Continues To Be 'A No-Brainer'
University officials laud their unwavering commitment to avoiding self-sabotage, calling it a cornerstone of modern institutional management.
Notre Dame Professor Resigns After Bishops Discover Her Opinions Extend Beyond Liturgical Textile Patterns
University community reportedly 'shocked' to learn faculty members possess independent thought, prompting immediate review of all academic departments for 'unapproved cerebration.'
Larry Summers' Harvard Departure Leaves University Scrambling To Find New 'Distinguished Professor of Ethical Oversight & Unfortunate Proximity'
Sources confirm the prestigious chair, now vacant, requires a candidate with a proven track record of both academic brilliance and 'plausible deniability.'
