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San Francisco's new billion-dollar fund to 'optimize' romance prompts a quiet reflection on the true nature of human connection. Can the messy, beautiful struggle of love truly be tamed by algorithms, or will something essential be lost in the pursuit of efficiency?

Apr 18

Broadcaster Touts New 'Viewer Engagement Algorithms' Designed to Optimize Audience Response to Inevitable Precipitation.

Apr 10

Facing a "Crisis of Independent Observational Judgment," Weather Professionals Ask Public to Defer to Complex Algorithms over Actual Sensory Input.

Apr 10

Investment Ensures a Critical Human Element Remains Available to Oversee Fully Automated Systems Already Overseeing Themselves.

Apr 9

Leading Entertainment Publications Have Begun Releasing Their Definitive Rankings of Netflix’s Top Programming for 2026, despite Most Titles Being Conceptual or Still in Early Development.

Apr 7

Streaming Giant Pivots from 'Laughter per Minute' to 'Online Argument Potential' for New Stand-up Commissions.

Apr 5

San Diego State Researchers Confirm Complex Algorithms Necessary to Identify Rudimentary Design Principles.

Mar 30
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