#womens basketball
Satirical news and parody articles on women's basketball. Humorous commentary covers teams, players, and major events in the sport
I Covered the WNBA Before It Was Cool, and Now Everyone Wants a Piece. Everyone!
While Other So-Called Reporters Are Asking Questions, I've Already Delivered the Answers, Because Nobody Knows Sports Like I Do. Nobody!
WNBA Announces Toronto Team Name After 'Unprecedented' 2-Year Process
Executives Credit Meticulous Market Research and Groundbreaking Bureaucratic Efficiency for the Swift Decision.
WNBA Players Finally Achieve Financial Security Comparable to a Regional Bank Manager
The League Celebrates a Groundbreaking Collective Bargaining Agreement that Guarantees Professional Athletes a Modest, Predictable Income for the First Time in History.
Masai Ujiri's Arrival Finally Legitimizes Toronto WNBA Franchise
Toronto Tempo Ownership Group Expresses Relief that the League Can Now Be Taken Seriously by Male Fans and Investors.
Kim Mulkey Confirms 'Golden Era' Title Was Entirely Contingent on Continued Paychecks
The LSU Coach Clarifies that the Perceived End of a 'Golden Era' Is More of a Minor Fiscal Adjustment than a Signal of Her Departure.
Michigan's Elite Eight Win Instantly Devalued as Sports Media Pivots to 'Who's Next?'
Networks and Digital Platforms Confirm the Current Moment Is a Logistical Placeholder for Future Content.
NCAA to Award Women's Basketball National Title Based on Futures Market Value, Not Gameplay
The Groundbreaking Initiative Aims to "Unlock Significant Shareholder Value" by Prioritizing Financial Projections over Traditional on-Court Competition.
