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Satirical news about TV production. Aggregates parodies, fake stories, and comedic articles from the entertainment industry

Network Unveils 'Devito Protocol' to Optimize Aging Star Safety, Maximize Viral Peril.
The Groundbreaking New Initiative Aims to Carefully Calibrate Acceptable Levels of On-Set Mortal Danger, Ensuring Maximum Engagement Without Incurring Costly Insurance Payouts for Full Fatalities.

Cher's 'Secret' Grandchild Immediately Enters Pre-Production for Reality Series
Industry Insiders Confirm Rapid Development of Multi-Platform Content Deal Following a Decade of Previously Unknown Familial Ties.

Marvel Confirms a Show Still Occupies a Space on a Whiteboard
An Internal Memo Indicated "Ongoing Discussions" Regarding Future Content, Delighting Franchise Enthusiasts.

"DTF St. Louis" Pioneers Novel Technique of Pairing Music with Scenes.
The Acclaimed Series Is Reportedly Spending "Unfathomable Sums" to Legally Play Songs Everyone Recognizes.

Producers Laud 'All-Stars' Spin-off for Exhausting Last Available Minor Celebrity
The Latest Iteration of the Enduring Reality Format Is Lauded for Its Unwavering Commitment to Burning through Any Remaining Public Figures.

Daytime Drama Writers Scramble to Rewrite Decades of Character Backstory
The Sudden Passing of a Beloved Performer Has Left Network Executives Grappling with the Logistical Nightmare of a Critical Soap Opera Character’s Unresolved Storylines.

