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TSA Confirms 4-Hour Queues Are an Intentional ‘Pre-Boarding Mindfulness Exercise’
Agency Says Extended Wait Times Are a Crucial Component of the Modern Travel Experience, Promoting Patience and Deep Contemplation.
Travel Industry Rebrands Systemic Airport Dysfunction as 'Authentic Journey Immersion'
Major Carriers Laud the 'Unfiltered Human Experience' Now Standard Across All Travel Classes, Promising Unparalleled Pre-Flight Engagement.

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