CorporateToy Execs Laud Asbestos in Children’s Product as 'Unforeseen Cost-Cutting Win'
Company Regrets Only That Public 'Misunderstood' Their Dedication to Innovative Material Sourcing.
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CorporateCompany Regrets Only That Public 'Misunderstood' Their Dedication to Innovative Material Sourcing.
CorporateThe CEO of the 'Stephan Baby' Brand Spun the Mandatory Removal of 227,500 Unsafe Boo-Bunnies as an Invaluable, Large-Scale Market Research Initiative.
CorporateThe Manufacturer of the Stephan Baby Boo-Bunnie Expressed Bewilderment That Babies Might Try to Ingest Components of a Product Designed for Them.
CorporateCompany Offers Helpful Guide on How to Sever Emotional Ties with Potentially Hazardous Stuffed Animals.
PoliticsCritics Say Zuma Figure's Lack of Distinctive Features Poses Unprecedented Threat to Childhood Imagination.