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Analysts Confirm Human Suffering Now Priced in as Oil Returns to Pre-War Levels
Investors Nationwide Celebrate a Full Market Recovery, Confident the Ongoing Death Toll Won't Disrupt Next Quarter's Projections.
Energy Ceos Praise Geopolitical Instability as 'Unbeatable Market Driver'
Executives Report Record Profits, Credit Rising Global Tensions for "Optimizing" Market Conditions and Shareholder Value.
President Hails Market's 'Vibrant New Energy' After Hormuz Blockade
White House Economic Advisors Suggest Recent Global Instability Merely 'Optimizing' for Future Gains.
Oil CEOs Praise President for Delivering Pre-Emptive Profit Opportunity
Acknowledging the "Rare Gift" of a Market-Moving Verbal Threat, Major Energy Firms Anticipate Robust Returns from Forthcoming Global Instability.

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