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Nasa's $1.2b Mars Mission Just Angling for Planet's Best Profile Pic
The Psyche Spacecraft's "Gravity Assist" From Mars Reportedly to Capture the Red Planet's Most Flattering Light for Future Cosmic Tinder Profiles.
Jul 19, 2026
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Nasa's Psyche Probe to Siphon Mars' Gravity, Cites 'Ethical Resource Optimization'
Agency Officials Laud the Gravity Assist as a 'Win-Win-Win' for Taxpayer Funds, Scientific Discovery, and the Uncompensated Cosmic Labor of the Red Planet.
May 13, 2026
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An Open Letter to the Galactic Custodians of Planetary Aesthetics
A Concerned Earthling Demands Answers Regarding the Alarming Proliferation of Reptilian Detritus on Our Celestial Neighbor.
Apr 23, 2026
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Scientists astounded Mars can change so fast, unlike Earth
Researchers express shock at millennia-long processes now taking mere decades on red planet.
Apr 19, 2026