#marine biology
Aggregates satirical news on marine biology, exploring exaggerated takes on ocean life, scientific discoveries, and aquatic research
Scientists Confirm Gray Seals Employed 'Aggressive Market Capture' Strategy on Pups
After Decades of Speculation, Researchers Conclude the Grisly Corkscrew Pattern Observed on Hundreds of Dead Pups Was Simply a Highly Efficient Method of Competitor Removal.
Singapore's New Jellyfish Species Just Doing Its Job
Biologists Confirm the Highly Venomous Marine Creature Is Merely Upholding Traditional Ecological Property Rights.
Study: Male Octopuses Prioritize 'Special Arm' over Literal Everything Else.
New Research Indicates that Male Cephalopods Will Sacrifice Nearly Everything to Safeguard the Limb Essential for Reproduction, Revealing a Deeply Ingrained, Almost Relatable, Male Instinct.
Living Fossil Nautilus Continues to Mystify Experts with Steadfast Refusal to Innovate
A Half-Billion-Year-Old Deep-Sea Cephalopod Has Baffled Researchers by Simply Doing the Exact Same Thing Forever.
Researchers Astonished Whale Birth Proceeded without a Single Venture Capital Round
A Ground-Breaking Deep-Sea Video Captures a Natural Phenomenon that Defies All Modern Economic Principles.
