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Jeffrey Epstein: A collection of satirical news articles and humorous takes on his life, crimes, and surrounding controversies.
Epstein's 'Suicide Note' Finally Unsealed, Confirms 'Things Were Not Ideal'
After Years of Anticipation, the Document Confirms Widely Held Suspicions That a Man Accused of Unspeakable Crimes and Facing a Long Prison Sentence Was, in Fact, Experiencing a Difficult Time.
An Open Letter to the Overworked, Underappreciated Standard Silver Gem Clip Holding Together the Epstein Files
A Humble Office Supply, Once a Symbol of Order, Now Bears the Heavy Burden of Judicial Scrutiny and the Hopes of a Nation.
Candidate's ad implies opponent once browsed same Amazon product page as Epstein
A groundbreaking new campaign advertisement suggests a potentially devastating, yet entirely unprovable, connection through the dark arts of targeted advertising.
Primary ad links opponent to Epstein via 'global atmospheric co-habitation'
A New Mexico congressional candidate has unveiled a hard-hitting TV spot suggesting a rival’s undeniable connection to Jeffrey Epstein based on shared physical existence.
Campaign Finds "Epstein" a Potent, Low-Effort Primary Attack Ad Keyword.
Political Strategists Confirm Linking Opponents to Any Publicly Available File Containing the Disgraced Financier's Name Consistently Shifts Voter Sentiment.
Court: Journal Can Report Things Everyone Said at Christmas Dinner
A Federal Judge Confirmed Today that Public Figures Cannot Simply Sue to Erase Inconveniently Accurate Social Commentary.
Elite PR Firms Launch 'Epstein Aura Cleansing' Service
The Bespoke Service Aims to Digitally Erase Any Inconvenient past Associations, Ensuring Pristine Public Images.
Bank of America Touts ‘Highly Efficient’ Settlement Strategy for Future Ethical Oversights
Financial Institution Celebrates Proactive Approach to "Reputational Asset Management" After Latest Payout to Epstein Victims.
Bank of America Pays $72.5 Million to Officially Declare Its Spotless Innocence
The Financial Institution Confirmed the Settlement Was a "Voluntary Goodwill Expenditure" Aimed at Discontinuing "Unproductive Public Discourse."
