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Satirical news on Japan. Aggregated articles offering humorous takes on Japanese politics, society, tech, and cultural trends

Japan Unveils 'Collective Spirit Algorithm' to Offset Loss of Single Football Player
Government-Backed Initiative Aims to Mathematically Simulate National Pride and Skill Gaps, Ensuring Optimal Fan Engagement Regardless of Actual On-Field Talent.
Japan Unveils 6g, Enabling Seamless Download of Another Streaming Service You'll Never Use
Engineers Confirm the New Speeds Will Not, However, Make Your Life Any Less Soul-Crushing.

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