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Aggregating satirical news on evolutionary biology. Features humorous articles exploring natural selection, adaptation, and scientific discovery

Biologists Confirm 'Wondrous' Animal Adaptations Are Just Nature's Cruelest Jokes
Researchers Found Every Celebrated Biological 'Innovation' Directly Correlates to an Exponentially Escalating Existential Threat to the Species.
An Open Letter to the Human Hand's Stubbornly Inadequate Design
A passionate plea for humanity to embrace superior, pinch-tastic digits.
Groundbreaking Study Confirms Animals Preferred Dry Land over Gills
After Centuries of Debate, Scientists Reveal Creatures Abandoned Water Due to Inconvenient Breathing Apparatus and 'General Dampness.'
Humans Lack Limb Regeneration Due to 'Premium Feature' Designation, Study Finds
Researchers Confirm Millennia of Biological Evolution Apparently Missed Crucial in-App Purchase for Human Repair.
Ancient Microbes Apparently Did Not Require Venture Capital Funding
New Discovery Challenges Long-Held Belief that All Organisms Need Scalable Seed Rounds and Robust Exit Strategies to Proliferate.

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