#economic growth
Satirical news articles covering economic growth. Humorous takes on global markets, financial trends, and societal impact of economic indicators
Economists Project Global GDP to Rise After Bed Sheet Stabilization Breakthrough
A Revolutionary Elastic Retention System Promises to End the "Fitted Sheet Migration Crisis" Costing Nations Billions in Lost Productivity.
Heatwave Declared 'Exciting Opportunity' for Personal Fan Sector
Economists Predict Record Profits for Small Appliance Retailers, while Emergency Services Brace for 'Enthusiastic Engagement.'
Economists Forecast ‘Unsettled’ Weather Will Drive Dynamic New Market Sector
Major Investment Firms Are Already Repositioning Portfolios to Capitalize on the Coming Era of Atmospheric Volatility.
IMF, World Bank Prepare to 'Grapple' with the Economy Again.
Global Financial Elite Convene for Annual Summit on 'Ongoing' Issues of Inflation and Growth.
Report Finds Russia's Nasal Drug Delivery Market Unfazed By, You Know, Everything
A Newly Published Market Analysis Projects Steady Growth for Intranasal Pharmaceutical Systems through 2035, Apparently in a Vacuum.
Economists Discover 'Uncertainty' Can Impact Global Growth
A Landmark World Bank Report Confirms that Economic Performance Is Not Guaranteed to Remain Static, Highlighting the Potential for Future Deviations.
Experts Call National Commitment Phobia 'Net Positive' for Gig Economy
A New Report Details how Widespread Aversion to Long-Term Anything Is Driving Unprecedented Growth in Fractional Ownership and Short-Term Rentals.
Mid-South Embraces Permanent 'Perfect Patio Weather,' Forecasts Booming Q4 Profits.
Regional Authorities Declare Unseasonably Warm Temperatures a 'Strategic Advantage,' Pivoting Local Economies toward Year-Round Outdoor Leisure.
Chipmakers Declare 'AI Supercycle' for Selling More Identical Products
Industry Leaders Are Preparing for an Era of Unprecedented Growth by Simply Making More of the Same Memory Chips.
North Carolina Unveils 'Pay-to-Work' Economic Development Strategy
State Officials Confirm Residents Can Enjoy New Factories if They Are Willing to Absorb All Associated Externalized Costs.
