#college sports
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Big 12’s New ‘transparency’ Program Will Help Fans Target Specific Referees
Conference Touts Innovative Initiative as ‘crucial Step’ in Fostering Fan Engagement Through Targeted Harassment.
Former President issues order protecting sanctity of college sports' finances.
The directive aims to restore 'traditional values' to a multi-billion-dollar industry currently valued at over $19 billion.
The Tar Heels' Latest Gambit: A Masterclass in Wishful Thinking, American Style
News from Chapel Hill reports the University of North Carolina's basketball programme plans to replace an injured "star player" with a "collective, fan-driven delusion initiative." One notes, with a sigh that feels entirely too familiar, that sporting establishments across the Atlantic continue their tireless efforts to redefine the very concept of competitive endeavour.
NCAA Laments Athletes' Newfound Ability to Monetize Their Own Bodies
Organizations Express Deep Sorrow over the Loss of Exploitable Labor.
Big Ten Rivals Demand Antitrust Probe into Nebraska Baseball Dominance
League Officials Cite 'Unprecedented Market Share' of Wins, Question Fair Play.
Former President Issues Executive Order to Stabilize College Sports Market
The Unprecedented Move Aims to Bring "Much-Needed Clarity and Leadership" to the Chaotic World of Amateur Athletics.
ACC Pitcher of the Week Now Carries Instant Six-Figure Market Valuation Bump
The Conference’s Weekly Recognition Program Has Evolved into a Real-Time Indicator of a Player’s Potential Future Earnings and Institutional Leverage.
