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3 satirical articles about animal empathy on Hambry. Updated live.
New Study Finds Rats Too Empathetic to Lead Major Corporations
Rodent Compassion Levels, Including Self-Sacrificial Food Sharing and Peer Liberation, Deemed 'Catastrophic' for Q3 Earnings Projections.
Holiday Festival Teaches Children Critical Skill of Appearing to Care About Animals.
Organizers Tout Success in Developing 'Surface-Level Engagement' and 'Strategic Sympathy' Among Attendees at Annual Event.
New Holiday Program Teaches 'Compassion' for Animals Entirely Through VR
Organizers Tout the Innovative Approach as 'Zero-Risk Empathy' and 'Future-Proof Emotional Literacy.'
