MAR-A-LAGO, FL – In a move designed to streamline foreign policy communications, the Trump campaign has announced the deployment of a cutting-edge artificial intelligence system capable of producing comprehensive geopolitical stances based solely on the former president's three most recent social media posts. The 'MAGA-GPT' system, developed by a team of unaccredited data scientists, promises to deliver 'unfiltered, spontaneous, and entirely consistent' policy positions on any international crisis.

“Why bother with briefings and pesky facts when you have the unparalleled wisdom of President Trump’s gut instinct, distilled into pure, tweet-sized data?” asked campaign spokesperson Brad 'The Brain' Harrison, adjusting his 'Make AI Great Again' hat. “This isn’t just AI; it’s *Presidential* AI. It understands that the best way to deal with complex regional conflicts is to project strength, demand loyalty, and maybe mention a golf course or two.”

Early tests of MAGA-GPT reportedly generated a detailed plan for Middle East peace that involved tariffs on olive oil and a wall around the Suez Canal. Another output suggested resolving a European border dispute by having both nations host a beauty pageant. “The beauty of it is, it’s exactly what he’d say,” Harrison beamed. “It’s like he’s right there, not knowing what’s going on, but saying it loud and proud.”

The campaign confirmed that the AI is also being trained to generate appropriate nicknames for foreign leaders, ensuring a truly hands-off approach to international diplomacy. Experts warn that the system could lead to unprecedented levels of global confusion, but the campaign remains confident it will simply be interpreted as 'strategic unpredictability.'