MILAN, Italy – FC Internazionale Milano, commonly known as Inter Milan, released a poignant statement today expressing their profound sorrow at the passing of Silvino Louro, a long-serving goalkeeping coach and integral member of José Mourinho's past staff. Sources within the club, however, indicate that the heartfelt message was swiftly followed by an internal audit of all relevant contractual agreements and potential financial liabilities.

“Silvino was more than just a coach; he was a legend, a mentor, a man who understood the intricate dance between glove and ball like no other,” read the official statement, which was reportedly drafted by the club's PR department in under an hour. “His spirit will forever be etched into the fabric of this club.”

Minutes after the statement went live, according to an unnamed administrative assistant, the club’s legal and finance departments reportedly initiated an urgent meeting. “It’s standard procedure, really,” explained a source close to the club’s general counsel, who preferred to remain anonymous. “When someone with such a long and storied history with the club passes, the first thing you do after expressing your deepest sympathies is ensure all loose ends are tied up. You never know what old clauses might suddenly become relevant.”

Club spokesperson, Isabella Rossi, confirmed that while the grief was genuine, “prudence is also a virtue.” She added, “We honor our past, but we also protect our future. It’s what Silvino would have wanted, probably.”

The club is expected to issue a follow-up statement confirming that all posthumous obligations are either non-existent or have been successfully deferred to a later, less emotionally charged fiscal quarter.