PALO ALTO, CA – In a candid interview, Braxton 'B-Money' Miller, CEO of the recently minted AI startup 'CognitoFlow,' confessed that the entire pitch deck responsible for securing $15 million in seed funding was, in fact, generated by ChatGPT-4. Miller, whose company promises to 'revolutionize bespoke data-driven insights through proprietary cognitive augmentation,' admitted he simply fed the AI a few buzzwords and a desired funding amount.
“Look, I’m 17. I know how to make a TikTok go viral and I know how to ask an AI to write me a compelling narrative about disrupting the paradigm,” stated Miller, adjusting his designer hoodie. “The VCs loved it. They kept asking about our 'proprietary deep learning architecture,' and I just nodded and said, 'It’s all in the deck, man.' Which it was. Every single word.”
Sources close to the funding round, who spoke on condition of anonymity, confirmed that investors were particularly impressed by CognitoFlow’s “unparalleled ability to leverage quantum-inspired algorithms for scalable, decentralized intelligence.” One anonymous venture capitalist reportedly described the presentation as
