BOSTON, MA — A leading academic institution has released its highly anticipated 2025 rankings for online master's programs in computer science and technology, admitting the entire methodology was based on 'vibes.' The university, which wishes to remain anonymous to protect its brand, stated that traditional metrics like faculty-to-student ratios and post-graduation salaries were deemed 'too 2024.'

“We looked at the program names, the color palettes of their websites, and how much we liked the sound of their departmental mission statements,” explained Dr. Evelyn Finch, head of the university’s newly formed Department of Future Educational Metrics. “If a program felt like it would produce graduates who could both code and explain blockchain to their bewildered parents with a sense of calm superiority, it scored highly.”

Critics have questioned the rigor of the 'vibe-based' approach. “It’s unprecedented,” noted Professor Alistair Reed, an educational policy expert. “Usually, we wait for programs to actually exist, let alone have graduates, before judging their efficacy. But I suppose if you can predict the stock market, you can predict academic excellence.”

The university defended its methodology, claiming it reflects a forward-thinking approach to higher education. “In an era of rapid technological change, who needs data when you have intuition?” Dr. Finch added. “Plus, it saved us a fortune on data analysts.”

Future students are advised to trust their own vibes when selecting a program, as the rankings are subject to change based on the next full moon.