WASHINGTON D.C. – Amid growing international alarm over the economic ramifications of a potential conflict with Iran, President Donald Trump reassured Americans today that any financial turbulence would ultimately benefit his personal business ventures. Speaking from the Oval Office, the President dismissed concerns about rising oil prices and supply chain disruptions, instead focusing on the silver lining for the hospitality sector.

“Look, people are going to need places to go, right? When things get a little… spicy, they’re going to want to relax, play a round, maybe enjoy a really, really good steak,” Trump stated, gesturing broadly. “And nobody, nobody has better golf courses or steaks than us. It’s going to be very, very good for business. Tremendous, actually.”

Economists, however, remained less optimistic. Dr. Eleanor Vance, a senior fellow at the Institute for Global Stability, noted, “While a surge in demand for luxury golf resorts might indeed occur in an apocalyptic scenario, it’s unlikely to offset the trillions lost to global market instability, inflation, and widespread economic depression. Also, who golfs during an apocalypse?”

Administration officials, speaking anonymously, confirmed that internal projections now include a “Trump Organization Stimulus Package” as a primary economic mitigation strategy. The package reportedly involves encouraging displaced international investors to purchase memberships at Mar-a-Lago.

Sources close to the White House indicate the President is already considering new branding opportunities, including a line of “Crisis Comfort” luxury bunker suites.