MIAMI, FL – The Doral Police Department has received commendations from internal review boards for its groundbreaking investigative work that ultimately led to the arrest of Falcons linebacker James Pearce Jr. Officials confirmed today that it took a mere seven separate police calls regarding alleged domestic violence incidents before a pattern was identified and charges were filed.

“We’re incredibly proud of our officers for connecting these dots,” stated Chief Randall Finch, presenting a commendation to a blank wall. “It’s easy to dismiss a single call as an isolated incident, or perhaps a misunderstanding. But when you get to seven, well, that’s when our sophisticated algorithms really start to flag things. It’s a testament to our commitment to thorough, albeit eventually occurring, police work.”

The department highlighted its new 'Pattern Recognition Initiative,' which reportedly involves a highly trained intern manually counting incident reports related to high-profile individuals until the number becomes 'too large to ignore.'

“We believe this proactive approach, which kicks in after roughly half a dozen or so prior incidents, will revolutionize how we handle situations where someone is famous enough to warrant a second, third, or seventh look,” added Finch. “It’s about ensuring that everyone, regardless of their celebrity status, eventually faces justice, provided they generate enough paperwork.”

Critics, however, questioned whether the department's 'innovative' strategy might be slightly less effective than, for instance, responding to the second or third call with similar urgency.