SOUTH BEND, IN – Devotion reached new, soggy heights this week as hundreds of Notre Dame faithful braved what meteorologists described as 'the kind of weather usually reserved for end-of-days prophecies' to attend a public visitation for legendary football coach Lou Holtz. Eyewitnesses reported fans battling gale-force winds, torrential downpours, and at least one rogue canoe, all to pay their respects to the beloved gridiron icon.

“I’ve seen less dedication at a papal election,” remarked local meteorologist Brenda Weatherly, wiping rain from her glasses. “These people weren’t just showing up; they were performing acts of meteorological heroism. You’d think they were trying to secure a spot in the celestial playoff bracket.”

The line, which reportedly stretched for blocks and included several individuals who appeared to be actively bailing water from their boots, moved with a solemn efficiency typically reserved for securing prime tailgate spots. “Coach Holtz taught us perseverance,” slurred one fan, dripping wet and shivering, “and by God, we’re persevering through this. It’s what he would have wanted. Probably.”

Curiously, the historic Basilica of the Sacred Heart, located just a stone’s throw from the visitation site, reported unusually low attendance for all services during the same period. “We had a few regulars,” stated Father Michael O’Malley, peering out at the storm. “But nothing like the turnout for… well, you know. I suppose some miracles are just more compelling than others.”

University officials confirmed that several fans had to be treated for mild hypothermia, but all insisted it was 'worth it for Coach.' The incident has led some to speculate whether the university might consider installing a retractable roof over the entire campus, just in case the next beloved figure’s memorial coincides with another act of God.