NEW YORK, NY — The National Basketball Association (NBA) announced a groundbreaking new officiating directive today, empowering referees to eject players not just for overt dissent, but for the mere *potential* of disagreement. The 'Pre-Emptive Technical' protocol, unofficially dubbed 'Thought Crime' by league insiders, aims to streamline game flow by eliminating any player who might be contemplating a challenge to official authority.

“We’ve moved beyond the primitive era of waiting for a player to actually *say* something,” stated veteran referee Marcus Thorne, speaking from a newly installed 'Mind-Reading Booth' at center court. “Now, if a player’s facial expression, body language, or even the subtle clenching of a jaw suggests they might be internally questioning a call, that’s two technicals. Immediately. We’re all about efficiency.”

The new rule follows a recent incident where a prominent player was ejected for what officials described as 'lingering incredulity' after a controversial turnover. League Commissioner Adam Silver lauded the initiative, noting, “This isn't about stifling passion; it’s about fostering an environment where our officials are always, unequivocally, 100% correct. Even when they’re not.”

Player representatives expressed concerns that the new protocol could lead to entire teams being ejected by halftime. However, the NBA countered by suggesting players simply learn to project an aura of serene, unquestioning acceptance at all times. “It’s a new skill set,” Thorne added, “like shooting free throws, but for your soul.”